Friday 16.6.17

A bit different today.

Here’s a quiz for y’all:

  1.  What does a queen bee do when she burps?
  2.  Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill?
  3.  What is yellow and white and throws itself off the edge of the dining table?
  4.  Who invented King Arthur’s round table?
  5.  What sort of star is dangerous?
  6.  Why are soldiers so tired on April 1st?
  7.  Who won the monster beauty contest?
  8.  What weighs six tons and wears glass slippers?
  9.  What is a myth?
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155 responses to “Friday 16.6.17”

  1. justamentalpatient says :

    Didn’t see it, tybes. But it sounds like the exact opposite of David Lammy on 4 tonight.

    NN, all.

    Take it steady clockie and watch. xx

  2. NuitsdeYoung says :

    NN.
    I am off to St As tomorrow with gifts for friends.

  3. justamentalpatient says :

    Unbelievable.

    Goodnight chundies. Be safe.

  4. xenium1 says :

    What I hear is, “Yadaa yadaa yadaa…I dunno…Please, these are not my people…stop tormenting me…Philip’s got the cocoa on…we’ve got a lovely lounge…”

    Revolution now! Jezza can join in if he wants but he’ll have to ditch most of his middle class mates if he does…

  5. Sleepychow says :

    Answers

    1 A royal pardon
    2 To get to the bottom
    3 A lemming meringue pie
    4 Sir Cumference
    5 A shooting star
    6 Because they’ve been on a March for 31 days
    7 Nobody
    8 Cinderelephant
    9 … oh, you know …

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