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Love how the Mail keeps referring to female wedding guests outfits as ‘brave’.
Oooh. Most unpleasant, clocks.
Oh dear clocks. Yes gauze is the best thing for bleeding gums. They give it you at the dentist after an extraction.
Take it easy Clocks.Don’t know whwether you grind your teeth when asleep or have dreams which make you feel like you’ve single-handedly fought WW3 when you’ve finally worken up for they can make you bite quite violently into your gums.
Worken up ? Bleedin’ Buggery Bollox ! Woken up .
Suppose i should have said ” Eeeh up bah gum Lass” now i know you’re from yorkshire 🙂
Teaching Koreans about the Yorkshire dialect.
Yes, custard seems to be the solution. Hope it gets better quickly Clocks
Eeek, I just saw an old boss of mine on the starting credits of Walks With My Dog
Didn’t even know there was something called Walks with My Dog T. It sounds like an idea the camp northern bloke on W1A would come up with.
I’m sure everyone will be relieved to know the artist formerly known as Cheryl Tweedy/Cole/Fernandez Versini/Just Cheryl, has reverted to ‘Cheryl Tweedy’. Let’s just hope she isn’t attacked by moths.
Polly – Yes, the one-use capsules are a rip-off, hence I use the machine that you can get refillables for. Unfortunately, my supply is back in Glasgow, so will have to be retrieved when I flit properly from there.
Cousin helped me clear Dad’s shed today: it is home to the mice. A plucky little character leaped through the air when my cousin moved a bag, and then scampered off. Cute wee thing. I can’t stand spiders, but mice are winsome.
Well the bit with the old boss was talking to Julian Clary so there is some camp in it, Polly.
“Julian Clary and his dog get familiar with an old queen” Kirsty Wark just said.
Sounds very W1A T.
Blimey, he is “visitor assistant” when he was my boss he was head gardener at London Zoo. Bit of a come down.
Looked very uncomfortable with Julian Clary bombarding him with double entendres but then he never looked very comfortable, poor bloke.
Good fucking God! https://www.theguardian.com/music/2017/may/20/lou-reed-walk-wild-side-transphobic-lyrics-canada
Julian’s defo developing a paunch.
Not as big as Martin’s. But he always was tubby.
So no one claimed it was racist then Tybes?
According to Angie Bowie (ok maybe not the most reliable witness) Lou Reed’s stuff was all created by Mick Ronson anyway.
What’s all this about old queens ?
The ultimate old queen,allegedly a fascist and and alcoholic as well knocking back an average of 70 units a week.And like Winston Churchill was off her nut for much of the blitz.
I’ll never understand what possesses people to use large amounts of black in home decoration. Are we a nation of secret goths, or do they think it’s still the 1980’s?
It’s particularly undesirable in smallish houses. Has no one taught these eejits you need to paint everything white to make it appear spacious?
The Queen Of Soul
The Queen of Lost Causes
Black is Beautiful Polly.
For most purposes Paul, but not kitchen units…..
I suppose if you were colour blind it wouldn’t make much difference.
Worked with a girl who was colour blind some years ago.Her colour co-ordination was arse over tit .People used to lay bets on what colour scheme she’d have on from day to day.
Right i’m off to have a shower..
Did you use to work with Princess Beatrice then Paul?
Three slices of bacon, fried egg, naaasty bread.
half a bottle of curvoisier and some pina colada, and all the bread and hummus in the house, unless it was the mice……
it may have been brilliant, can’t remember 🙂
the evidence suggests that someone also ate a tub of Belgian chocolate Haagen Daz, and a tub of strawberry cheesecake Haagen Daz, no wonder i’m fat 🙂
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