Saturday 20.5.17

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90 responses to “Saturday 20.5.17”

  1. polly says :

    Love how the Mail keeps referring to female wedding guests outfits as ‘brave’.

  2. justamentalpatient says :

    Oooh. Most unpleasant, clocks.


  3. polly says :

    Oh dear clocks. Yes gauze is the best thing for bleeding gums. They give it you at the dentist after an extraction.

  4. Paul says :

    Take it easy Clocks.Don’t know whwether you grind your teeth when asleep or have dreams which make you feel like you’ve single-handedly fought WW3 when you’ve finally worken up for they can make you bite quite violently into your gums.

  5. Paul says :

    Worken up ? Bleedin’ Buggery Bollox ! Woken up .

  6. Paul says :

    Suppose i should have said ” Eeeh up bah gum Lass” now i know you’re from yorkshire 🙂

  7. Paul says :

    Teaching Koreans about the Yorkshire dialect.

  8. Tybo says :

    Yes, custard seems to be the solution. Hope it gets better quickly Clocks

  9. Tybo says :

    Eeek, I just saw an old boss of mine on the starting credits of Walks With My Dog

  10. polly says :

    Didn’t even know there was something called Walks with My Dog T. It sounds like an idea the camp northern bloke on W1A would come up with.

  11. polly says :

    I’m sure everyone will be relieved to know the artist formerly known as Cheryl Tweedy/Cole/Fernandez Versini/Just Cheryl, has reverted to ‘Cheryl Tweedy’. Let’s just hope she isn’t attacked by moths.

  12. NuitsdeYoung says :

    Polly – Yes, the one-use capsules are a rip-off, hence I use the machine that you can get refillables for. Unfortunately, my supply is back in Glasgow, so will have to be retrieved when I flit properly from there.

    Cousin helped me clear Dad’s shed today: it is home to the mice. A plucky little character leaped through the air when my cousin moved a bag, and then scampered off. Cute wee thing. I can’t stand spiders, but mice are winsome.

  13. Tybo says :

    Well the bit with the old boss was talking to Julian Clary so there is some camp in it, Polly.

  14. Tybo says :

    “Julian Clary and his dog get familiar with an old queen” Kirsty Wark just said.

  15. polly says :

    Sounds very W1A T.

  16. Tybo says :

    Blimey, he is “visitor assistant” when he was my boss he was head gardener at London Zoo. Bit of a come down.

    Looked very uncomfortable with Julian Clary bombarding him with double entendres but then he never looked very comfortable, poor bloke.

  17. Bill says :

    Julian’s defo developing a paunch.

  18. Tybo says :

    Not as big as Martin’s. But he always was tubby.

  19. polly says :

    So no one claimed it was racist then Tybes?

    According to Angie Bowie (ok maybe not the most reliable witness) Lou Reed’s stuff was all created by Mick Ronson anyway.

  20. Paul says :

    What’s all this about old queens ?

  21. Paul says :

    The ultimate old queen,allegedly a fascist and and alcoholic as well knocking back an average of 70 units a week.And like Winston Churchill was off her nut for much of the blitz.

  22. polly says :

    I’ll never understand what possesses people to use large amounts of black in home decoration. Are we a nation of secret goths, or do they think it’s still the 1980’s?

  23. polly says :

    It’s particularly undesirable in smallish houses. Has no one taught these eejits you need to paint everything white to make it appear spacious?

  24. Paul says :

    The Queen Of Soul

  25. Paul says :

    The Queen of Lost Causes

  26. Paul says :

    Black is Beautiful Polly.

  27. polly says :

    For most purposes Paul, but not kitchen units…..

  28. Paul says :

    I suppose if you were colour blind it wouldn’t make much difference.

  29. Paul says :

    Worked with a girl who was colour blind some years ago.Her colour co-ordination was arse over tit .People used to lay bets on what colour scheme she’d have on from day to day.

  30. Paul says :

    Right i’m off to have a shower..

  31. polly says :

    Did you use to work with Princess Beatrice then Paul?

  32. justamentalpatient says :

    Three slices of bacon, fried egg, naaasty bread.

    Bloody brilliant!

  33. emmachisset says :

    half a bottle of curvoisier and some pina colada, and all the bread and hummus in the house, unless it was the mice……

    it may have been brilliant, can’t remember 🙂

  34. emmachisset says :

    the evidence suggests that someone also ate a tub of Belgian chocolate Haagen Daz, and a tub of strawberry cheesecake Haagen Daz, no wonder i’m fat 🙂

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