Happy Birthday Tim the Monkey!
Ha, I actually like Lucy. Never heard it before. Sounded like a plea to Europe not to tar all of us with the Brexit brush… 😉
Ooh, Romania rap yodelling
more of this sort of thing!
Romanian rap yodelling with giant guns, even!
Hermoine on the G: “germany. song like a lesbian quiche recipe set to muzak.
rootlift quiff awesome. everything else flat.”
Just got back and switched it on. The Ukraninans are wearing tunics which ring “star trek aliens” bells in me noggin.
I’m a bit worried Heidi Stephens may be drunk.
I think she just has the wrong ears in, Polly
If that wee boy doesn’t make it as a mega teenage girl hearthrob he can legitimately curse the fact that he is Bulgarian.
I wish I was drunk.
I have run out of wine. Nothing for it but brandy!
So, it’s Belarus, Portugal or yodelling Romanians…
Or the Brit?
Or the slick Swedes – which would be a bit boring, no?
What was that?
I thought you had a massive wine cellar T?
Drank it all, Polly.
Never was that massive.
Also, I meant, I have run out of watching Eurovison wine. I do have a couple of bottles of Chateau Musar and a bit of indifferent Sauternes….
Ey oop. Another star trez costume.
My top five:
Romanian rap yodelling
Skeletor from Azerbaijan
Not sure about the order except that Croatia is at the bottom as he is there for novelty value. I think I might actually like the Belgium one best in terms of having to listen to it repeatedly. Or maybe Armenia.
Portugal sounds like a reject from a Lloyd Webber ‘musical’.
How do I vote for onuka? 😉
The hosts are always cheesy (I only watched a substantial chunk last year for the first time so I am not really an expert) but have they ever been quite so oleaginous and distressing as this lot?
Yrs, often, Tybo…
Worse, tybes. These are almost human in comparison.
Is the Croatian guy the secret love child of Meat Loaf and Pavarotti?
My personal favourite is still Portugal…
Nul points? Germany…
OK thanks. Next question, was Channel 9 on the fast show a documentary then?
An arse on Eurovision?
Just the one?
You can’t take Australians anywhere!
I’m afraid I can’t help you on that one. Never really got into the fast show.
You only like the Portugal bloke because you are secretly nice, Xen. Hermoine seems to be of the same opinion.
I have decided, I want Armenia to win, though I know it won’t happen.
I think that little Bulgarian Bieberlet might do it. Or something awful like Sweden.
We got some points!
Putin will probably nuke the whole thing. It’s the end times. Which may be a relief, since I’m clearly never going to be able to get central heating put in.
WTF? Points from France?
Armenia gave no points to Azerbaijan and lots to crap entries. I have gone off them.
Not a real country Justa.
They’re back. Scary.
I wonder how much Narnia will give us, poll.
“Charlie Hunnam admits he’s keen to reprise his role as gay schoolboy Nathan in Queer As Folk…”
Surely the school would spot he’s in his late 30’s?
It doesn’t really matter, Justa, the Mordor votes are in the bag.
Oh bollocks, Mordor voted for Skeletor! Still, at least we can count on Neverland
The Ankh Morpork vote has been delayed as the clacks are down.
!Salvador Sobral, drew attention to the refugee problems by turning up to the First Semi-final Winners’ Press Conference wearing an ‘S.O.S. Refugees’ shirt. ‘If I’m here and I have European exposure, the least thing I can do is a humanitarian message,’ Sobral said. ‘People come to Europe in plastic boats and are being asked to show their birth certificates in order to enter a country. These people are not immigrants, they’re refugees running from death. Make no mistake. There is so much bureaucratic stuff happening in the refugee camps in Greece, Turkey and Italy and we should help create legal and safe pathways from these countries to their destiny countries’, ”
Oh all right! All right! He seems like a decent bloke.
Still prefer Armenia though and the Romanian rap yodelling.
Really well deserved win. I could totally listen to that song a lot more…
And, shit, I’ve been up since 6am & travelled a fair distance. Yawn. Nn…
An hour of Kate Bush coming up on Beeb4. Happy with!
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